Cockwomble

A complete and utter plonker.. a silly sod.. someone without merit
He acted like a totally cockwomble
by Borthbeachcat May 07, 2018
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cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers February 10, 2014
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Cockwomble

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
by Wyld Will August 16, 2022
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Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.
Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble
by UnknownKid5 August 03, 2020
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Cockwomble

See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!
by Sir Jekyll Shave October 10, 2016
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Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
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King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016
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