Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.

"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."

by A handle not already used March 6, 2021

cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.

"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"

by womblers February 10, 2014

Cockwomble

joe biden

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.

by Wyld Will August 16, 2022

Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.

Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble

by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020

Cockwomble

Self opinionated, delusional irrelevant person

See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!

by Sir Jekyll Shave October 10, 2016

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016