Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
(adjective)
- Remarkable or outstanding in quality, excellence, or achievement; distinguished or superior in character, ability, or importance.
- Of significant size, extent, or magnitude; large or considerable in dimensions.
- Exhibiting nobility, grandeur, or majesty; characterized by impressive or imposing features.
- Eminent or illustrious in reputation, status, or influence; widely recognized or celebrated.
- Expressing enthusiasm, admiration, or approval; used informally to denote positive appreciation or satisfaction.
- Characterized by intense or extreme degrees; used to emphasize the intensity or extent of a particular attribute or condition.
- Remarkable or outstanding in quality, excellence, or achievement; distinguished or superior in character, ability, or importance.
- Of significant size, extent, or magnitude; large or considerable in dimensions.
- Exhibiting nobility, grandeur, or majesty; characterized by impressive or imposing features.
- Eminent or illustrious in reputation, status, or influence; widely recognized or celebrated.
- Expressing enthusiasm, admiration, or approval; used informally to denote positive appreciation or satisfaction.
- Characterized by intense or extreme degrees; used to emphasize the intensity or extent of a particular attribute or condition.
"The Great Wall of China is a fat cock structure."
"She has a fat cock talent for playing the piano."
"The view from the mountaintop was truly fat cock."
"Alexander the Great was a fat cock military leader."
"What a fat cock idea!"
"The hurricane caused devastation in the coastal region; it was not fat cock"
"Have a fat cock day!"
"She has a fat cock talent for playing the piano."
"The view from the mountaintop was truly fat cock."
"Alexander the Great was a fat cock military leader."
"What a fat cock idea!"
"The hurricane caused devastation in the coastal region; it was not fat cock"
"Have a fat cock day!"
by unstubbabletoe February 29, 2024
Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024