Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

self cock block

Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends

I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.

by Manduzo March 1, 2009

Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.

1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.

by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

by markos maximus January 14, 2011