calling cobbs

Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!

Calling cobbs can not be done now

by Theladykilla9825 July 31, 2016

knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

cocobolo

exceptionally hard, heavy african wood used in the manufacture of high-quality police batons

I was whangin away with my ASP but then Jones showed up with his cocobolo beatdown stick and laid dat nigga OUT.

by Wickadelic May 9, 2006

cobblestone = life

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life

I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.

by memebean February 4, 2021

Cobbobles

A twitch streamer who is involved in Beans and Butts. He is often labeled as "and crew" but he has the best cannon shots in Sea of Thieves. His specialty is the "flip fart" and he has his own custom music made for him. Believe it or not, it is a song that revolves around buttcheeks being played as bongos. Everybody loves him, and that's because there is no reason not to.

You see that Cobbobles guy on twitch? The guy who plays with Pace? He does that, but he is a great streamer himself!

by Buttcheekslapper69420 March 31, 2021

Comfort Cobbler

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.

Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.

by @SoulTapestry March 4, 2010