Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clunge

Popular nostalgic food item amongst expatriate men.

I'll have a savaloy & clunge twice please.

by Jasp August 5, 2003

clunge

An unpleasantly viscous vagina.

Her gooey, gungy, clunge smelt like rotten prawns after a day of wearing pvc trousers.

by Pavly February 22, 2008

clunge

The matter formed inside female genitalia after unprotected intercourse. A thick viscous substance.

'She was well clunged up.' said Nigel.

'I gave her a first class clunging last night.'

by Ratom December 3, 2007

clunging

The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.

1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.

by manyperson August 16, 2009

clunging gobshite

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011