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ClayMorre

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A fedora wearing fag thats really nice at first but thinks hes all that becuase the urban dictionary told him he was. We still love him tho❤️
ClayMorre can suck my dick Awoo
by smalltalkmans August 12, 2018
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Human Claymore

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The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"
by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009
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Douche Claymore

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Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)
Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)
by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009
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claymore

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One of the greatest mix drinks ever. Similar to a jagerbomb but it has more awesome in it. It is made by mixing 1 shot of cointreau with 2 shots of drambuie in a tumbler, lighting it, and then dropping it into a pint of corona. Some people do not light it because it goes out pretty much instantly after it's submerged.
Spencer: Let's get a round of claymores!
Liat: AWESOME, I needa get my mac on!
Matt: It's that bitchin'?
Liat: hells yeah!
by Liat October 18, 2007
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The act in which you walk through a door and are immediatley tackled by two naked fat guys with red penisis and gold painted bodies and they dick slap you until they are pleasured.
you walk into your bedroom and you are claymored
you walk into a kitchen and you are claymord
by Papi Grande October 29, 2011
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Claymore Cliff

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A Lance Corpral in the United States Marine Corp. He has lived such a bad ass life that no story can ever compair to his.
He has been charged by still living deer shot through the heart, carried down a mountian on its antlers only to slice its throght meer feet from his truck. Had a RBI of .600 and a average of 60 homeruns with a pitching speed of 85mph durring his high school career. His great genetics come from his father who once challenged a cop to a duel. The cop unloaded a full clip at his father with no hit. Then Claymore Cliff's father shot off the cops hat. His father also cut a den of babie spider out from under his skin that had hatched there. WARNING: DO NOT FUCK WITH CLIFF OR HIS FAMILY
"Claymore Cliff once caught a RPG with his bare hands."

"Cliff Dog benches two humvees, the gym just isen't big enough for him.
by Retard(1-4) October 18, 2008
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claymore

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"Dude what a claymore!"
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