Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.

One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain

by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025

Clash Royale

A strategy fantasy based game against your opponents. Rank up arenas and unlock cards to use in battle. You can also play Clan Wars, weekly trainings, donate cards, be involved in the competitive scene, or play against friends in friendly battles with them or fellow clanmates. Clash Royale has over 597M downloads and is very popular. The meta for cards always are changing. Clash Royale is very customizable for banners, achievements, or badges. How you can rank up is by earning trophies by winning in comps or in arenas to get on with the next arena and unlock some new cards for you deck.

Clash Royale is created by Supercell OY

Tim: "Yo bro, 1v1 me in Clash Royale, I'll crush you with my Mega Knight"
Ben: "Aight bet, Imma clap you with my OP deck buddy"

by iR78 December 22, 2023

Robin Clash Royale

A guy named Robin who plays clash royale 24/7. His name is also some thing very childish.

Did you see Robin Clash Royale?
No he is probably playing clash royale again!
He is so addicted!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair November 2, 2021

The best clash royale players

Nathan and Yael

Dang Nathan and Yael are the best clash royale players

by BabyFjster April 24, 2025

Clash royale

An automatic phone breaker, aka apple wings a lot of money from when you play clash royale

Getting three crowned by a level 14 ebarbs rage in clash royale

by Apple 306 March 4, 2022

Clash Royale

A game released by Supercell in 2016, this game consists of some of the most annoying players in the history of gaming who always use Lumberloon, X-Bow Tesla, Lavaloon, Ebarbs Rage etc.

I smashed my phone because I dropped to Challenger One in Clash royale.

by Mad Master QR May 13, 2022

Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a tower defense strategy game. However, when you're gay it is no longer a strategy game. If you play mega knight you are a mega chad. If you play e barbs you have a tiny cock and you watch gay midget porn.

I BEAT YOU WITH LUMBER LOON IN CLASH ROYALE!!! HEHEHEHA!!! ALSO IM GAY!!!

by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022