Clarksonesque

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.

He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it

by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011

clarky cat

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

by eViLegion January 25, 2005

clark kent

When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.

Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.

by DollarReel March 30, 2008

Clarkson

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

by TedCourse April 27, 2020

clark peters

A character on the TV show King Of The Hill with a shaved head/blonde pony tail and a nasally sounding voice. He is sometimes a friend of Bobby but other times he is a bully.

Did you see the part where Bobby kicks Clark Peters in the nuts?

by Bobby Smithy December 19, 2006

clarky cat

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

by andy mackay May 22, 2006

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016