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Chancla

One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.
Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!

mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*

Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*

mom: *throws chancla*

*misses*

*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*

kid: fucking dies
by mexican idiot May 30, 2022
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choade chanclas

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Infinity Chancla

when your Latina mom gets the Infinity chancla
NINO come here *grabs Infinity Chancla * AYYE NINO
by BrettTEM May 10, 2019
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Chancla

The worlds most deadly weapon when wielded by a Mexican mother or grandma.
Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.
by Big_dick_boy January 15, 2020
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Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.
My mom threw a chancla at me.
by Gjlhgf February 9, 2018
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chancla

Plural: chanclas
a type of footwear worn typically by latin people that resembles flip-flops, and can be easily removed to be thrown at someone whether in jest or sriously. These shoes are usually thrown under the circumstances of a friend acting L-A-M-E or getting on your nerves.
(to a friend who told a bad joke)Hush you, before i throw my chancla at you.
or
(from older sibling to younger)Hey, fetch me my chanclas so i can hit you with them, you unruly twerp, who i love.
by David Jimenez III March 22, 2005
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chunilal

A being of such sexual prowess, it is said that chunilals have the ability to finish a woman with only a flirtatious wink. If a chunilal is attraced to a woman there is no hope for any other sexual rivals. Chunilals may look human but they are so much more,nobody knows the species origin but they have slowly infiltrated human society from the top of society to the bottom.

Chunilals are native to india but can be found all around the globe. Chuni lals are often accompanied by their 12 familiars, also known as their "chunipals".
example 1
person 1 "what is that large man doing to those gnomes in the garden"

person 2 "oh! thats a chunilal playing chunipals"

person 1 "the fuck is a chunilal?"

example 2
person 1"hey man that new guy, chunilal is flirting with my wife"
person 2" do you want help with the divorce papers"
person 1 *sighs* "yeah"
by hornswoggler September 25, 2017
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