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chumpceptian

a chump who saw an unfamiliar term in a game and decides to look it up online only to discover that the term was made up to refer to that very chump.
George: I saw this province named chumpceptian in Utopia so I looked it up and I LITERALLY got chumpcepted. I'm the chumpceptian!
by pek_Chu March 1, 2020
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Chump

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.
'My friend Ali is such a chump. She talks a lot but nothing of any relevance comes out. In fact she is a world champion chump'.
by Benny Eyes from the Bronx June 11, 2003
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chumped out

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.
She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.
by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2007
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Space Chimps

The Greatest Fucking Animated Children's Movie Ever.

It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.

Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.

And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.

Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
Space chimps is the greatest fucking film in the land.
by DonkeyBusiness February 27, 2009
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chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces
Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth
by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011
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Chump

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.
That Robert is such a chump. He has no clue what he says half the time.
by CheeseNBrats March 12, 2017
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Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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