Chofty

Chofty: when a guys cock is in-between hard and soft

Dude!! You see Daniels mom!! Her ass is so nice!! she bent over right in front of me and I got a instant chofty!!!

by Mikodean May 30, 2016

chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

Chuft

Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.

izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"

by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010

Chuft

A very versatile word that can be used many ways. Commonly used to demean someone else.

"Look at this Chuft?!" (Picture any guido douchebag as the target)

"That guy if such a chufty chode man, I want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking chuft!!"

"Check out all of these chufty snowboarder chufts... Someone should teach them how to ski!"

by Weezy so Steezy October 26, 2011

chuffty plug

Slang Term for Tampon

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug

by ads-ast September 3, 2006

Chulty

Chulty - chill to.

Or if your Scottish the spelling would be "chilltae" - tae meaning to.

Fred says to Jake," Have you got any music to chulty?"

Jake replys " what do you mean chulty?"

Fred.."well...after the club..?"..

Fred "Aw..right -like Chilled Ibza..? aye..u can chulty that...".

by humptae May 9, 2011

chunty

A 20mg tablet of adderall. Twenty = Chunty.

Usually orange in color. Side effects include running of the mouth, increased dehydration, and having incredible and obsurd amounts of fun.

"I just popped 3 chuntys in a row and I feel like my heart's going to explode. Help."

by KingOfArlington February 4, 2010