Christmas

Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday

"I am fed up of this guy"

"You want to make it Christmas for him ?"

by guestguestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Christmas

A Day Where you get paid

Cant wait for christmas cash

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019

Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school

Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

christmas

An atheist's #1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.

Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas!
Person: I thought you were atheist.
Atheist: So?

by abc1840 July 27, 2008

Christmas

there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies

Christmas is awesome

by Chimeragriffin December 25, 2010

Christmas

The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.

"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."

by JSznappy December 24, 2009

Christmas

A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.

"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"

by Ley. December 6, 2004