Christemonium

When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.

Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.

by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008

Christiaana

A one of a kind earthy, modern,passionate and relentless chick that hasn't come out of her shell yet, but when she does, she will change the world.

Christiaana trusts that the world will change in the best of ways.

by Yannafly February 5, 2010

christany

gorgeous,funny, and one of the greatest people you'll ever meet christany will always be there for you she is very trustworthy and a great friend/ girlfriend to have and she got cakes for days

i love my christany

by khuff292 April 20, 2018

Chrisean

A sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

I need myself a sexy Chrisean .

by Domdenise July 13, 2016

Christen

To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car

Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?

by Providendacator June 3, 2018

christanka

Nickname for girls named Christina who are also a dirty skank, or skanker. They also tend to smell of booze, cigarettes, and dirty towels.

I'm sure she's a tar lunged dirty B word, but she's no Christanka.

by skanklover98 June 16, 2010

chrisevanssweatyball

chris evans ball of sweat lol. ALSO MY FAV mutual who has a gorgtastic username !! 😍😘

if chrisevanssweatyball is reading this ily bestie 😽😽

by mxrvelxst May 31, 2021