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chowder bullets 

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.
chowder bullets by Juan Nutt April 1, 2011

Chowder Blind 

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
Chowder Blind by Jray78 August 3, 2012

chowder rifle 

The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.
“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”

chowder 2.0 

a little manny boy who has insane rizz and looks like chowder but has 0 bitches and likes to listen to his dad going at it
my dad is 56 and still going at it and i’m proud - chowder 2.0”
chowder 2.0 by david’s dad December 30, 2022

Chowder Cannon 

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud
Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!
Chowder Cannon by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

chowder head

someone's whose brains are like a bowl of chowder
chowder head by Anonymous October 29, 2003