Chooblet

The worst form of a noob. Often used in gaming. Someone who had just registered and doesn't know how to do anything.

When Hali began playing runescape she didn't even know how to walk. She asked Nick for help and all he did was call her a Chooblet!

by LoveMeOrHateMeURNeverGonnaBeMe September 8, 2010

Choobassi

Green plants that grow from the earth; often used to get high with.

Not to be confused with it's counterpart- Negative Noonassi

"Dude, that choobassi got me feelin good".
"Where can i find a bag of choobassi?"

by Allibaba November 14, 2012

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

choob

"Choob" is a word used to describe the annoying kids who abuse the anonymity of the internet by harassing others:
Childish
Hateful
Obscene
Online
Brat
Choobs are typically found in online games, chatrooms and messageboards.

"Haha, look at the silly little choob, why isn't he in bed? Its 9pm!"

by eurobob September 24, 2005

choob

(noun) An idiot, numpty, someone who messes around. Scottish derogitary name, but in occasional cases is used as a term of affection.

Scot1: Look at me, I canz lick my elbow!
Scot2: Look at that eejjit, what a choob.

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

choobacca

Someone who plays online games who is hairy and big. Especially offensive during a starwars game.

"greg is a choobacca!"
"yeah hes hairy and i heard he ways like 300 pounds"

by King Hungness September 4, 2006

CHOOB

A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.

Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!

by Above_Reproach April 12, 2019