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choice butts

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."
by ghostfeller January 11, 2008
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choice and competition

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.
I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.
by default013 September 30, 2009
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Choice Red

A New Zealand brand of cigarettes that are cheap. $17.50; they taste very disgusting and are made of cheap tobacco. Smoked only by teenagers, social smokers and people who cant' afford decent cigs. The filters deform and the tobacco tastes chemical.
Mike: *Pulls out a pack of choice red* Bro want a smoke

Josh: Nah bro, that shit is nasty. *pulls out marlboro reds* here bro, take one and throw that shit away.
by NzThug1995 September 10, 2016
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choice bro

A Kiwi (New Zealander) expression that is somewhat retro now. It is used when you want to say something is really cool.
Dude 1: I'm going to get new wheels for my car.
Dude 2: Choice bro!
by nevrar March 27, 2007
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Choice booty

Someones rear end, or normally known as 'ass, 'that is the ideal, and is perfect for you. Each Choice booty is an own personal preference so there is no universal choice booty. If anyone shuns someones preference to their choice booty, that individual is not a bro. No one should be ashamed for liking any kind of ass.
Person: Did you see Tyler in his basketball shorts? That some choice booty.

or

Person1: Who do you think is more cute, Chelsey or Marie?
Person2: Marie has choice booty.
by My DICtionary May 9, 2015
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choice bev

Slang for the "Sam's Choice" brand of discount sodas sold at Wal-Mart. Particularly the standard Coca-Cola knockoff. Short for "choice beverage". Famous for its odd yet addicting flavor, and ridiculously cheap price.
"Hey Nate, can I grab a Choice Bev?"
by Doc Jowles December 21, 2005
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choice shit

The act of taking an amazing dump the morning after your first sober day after a long alcohol binge. In order to ensure that a choice shit is generated, the sober day must involve eating low fat high fiber foods...metamusal and water help this process. The first shit on the following day will be choice as in a choice cut of meat...the best cut.
Bob: I just dropped a huge bomb watch out if you are gonna use the mensroom.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.
by WMC2013 March 5, 2014
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