chodus

A dick that is wider than it is long

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

count chocula

Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.

by Midda Toups January 20, 2006

bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.

Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.

by PeeBee February 27, 2004

Chonus

A combination of the words "choice" and "bonus." Circa 1983, Beta Theta Pi fraternity, UCLA. For example, "choice + bonus = chonus" as scrawled on a bathroom wall in the fraternity house.

Dude, that roadtrip to the Fiesta Bowl was totally chonus!

by ZippyZoppy January 13, 2010

chorus

The middle, and usually best known, section of a song. The chorus is currently under protection by the Musical Wildlife Conservation Effort, or MWCE, after Tay Zonday used many of the remaining choruses in the wild for his song Chocolate Rain. Although Zonday has been forgiven for his overhunting of the chorus, choruses are now only allowed to be used by professional musicians.

"The chorus of that song really speaks to me"

"Why doesn't Stairway have a chorus?"

"The chorus of any Nickelback song is capable of murder most foul."

by cVines October 1, 2008

cocus

something involved in science but often used as "cock"

Hey! your cocus is showing.

by cocusman January 15, 2008

Chomusapiens

A “Chomusapiens” is a colloquial term referring to an individual who, prior to marriage, exhibited a strong sense of independence and free will, but has since become deeply reliant on their spouse, often to the extent of being inseparable. A Chomusapiens can frequently be found engaging in traditionally supportive roles such as carrying their spouse’s shopping bags at malls and managing her shopping lists. The term captures the transformative influence of marriage on personal behaviors and lifestyle.

Sudarshan, once an incredibly independent and free-spirited individual, used to be the life of our friend group. However, after marriage, he’s transformed into a Chomusapiens to such a degree that he barely picks up his friends’ calls

by Obleixpseudo July 15, 2023