A country rich with history, beautiful scenery, and great people; but a fucked up government that that issues more death penalties than speeding tickets.
by BigBrother1 February 3, 2007
Get the Chinamug. by Trumps nut sack March 3, 2020
Get the Chinamug. wildass:"Lame"
Party :"All your base are belong to us now , you are on your way to destruction"
wildass:"This is MADNESS!"
Party :"Madness?This is Chinaaaaaa"
wildass:"wtf"
Party :"Target neutralized."
Party :"All your base are belong to us now , you are on your way to destruction"
wildass:"This is MADNESS!"
Party :"Madness?This is Chinaaaaaa"
wildass:"wtf"
Party :"Target neutralized."
by wildass January 23, 2009
Get the Chinamug. China is a nice place to travel, since it has 2500+ years of history. And its scenery is awesome.
But...
1) it is the world's most populated country;
2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn;
3) it is Red...Communists controlled...
4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty...
5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens...
6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support.
7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...
But...
1) it is the world's most populated country;
2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn;
3) it is Red...Communists controlled...
4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty...
5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens...
6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support.
7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...
Man 1: Hey I wish I could've lived in Yun Nan Province, hell the scenery is awesome!
Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer?
Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then!
Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...
Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer?
Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then!
Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...
by Whoever knows China deeply August 5, 2009
Get the Chinamug. A country that is so old and complex that the average American could not write an accurate definition for it if they tried (and we do)
by D.E. Fresh October 9, 2005
Get the Chinamug. by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005
Get the Chinamug. 1. Arch nemesis of Japan
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
Guy from China: Let’s go to Japan
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
Get the Chinamug.