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Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
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There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child
by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022
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A tiny creature that takes your life away
That child took my life away
by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022
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its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!
OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!
by Mach4 February 22, 2005
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A word refering to people beneath you both mentally and physically and agewise.
Person 1: I love Batman
Person 2: NO CHILD NO STOP CHILD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supermanrocks January 1, 2011
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Child

Someone who is 5 years old or younger. A kid is from 6 to 12 years old and people who are 13 or older are either dudes or chicks.
That child still sucks tit.
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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