by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
Get the trouser chili mug.When a morbidly obese woman with poor hygiene accumulates menstruation and diarrhea between her thunder thighs. The chunkiness of the chili comes from the diarrhea chunks whereas the cheese-like stringy-ness comes from the uterine lining expelled from her vagina. This disgusting mess cooks and rots between said woman's thighs, and the cottage cheese looking cellulite craters act as mini crockpots for the fermenting process.
Blaise: Hey Matt, can I get some Thai Chili?
Matt: Sure Blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?
Blaise: What the fuck I thought we weren't going to talk about that!? Everyone fucks a fat, unhygienic bitch in the ass while on her period after eating Taco Bell
Matt: Sure Blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?
Blaise: What the fuck I thought we weren't going to talk about that!? Everyone fucks a fat, unhygienic bitch in the ass while on her period after eating Taco Bell
by chili_man January 26, 2014
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having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
by el devil July 28, 2009
Get the scooping the chili mug.all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
Get the Texas Chili Bowl Massacre mug.For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
by Grum May 24, 2006
Get the triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich mug.by eric ornelaas June 21, 2006
Get the texas chili dog mug.Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
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