chester

Typically a blonde guy who's socially awkward, good at maths, but all in all a bit of a dick.

Chester is a virgin.

by ihateallofyouxx April 2, 2017

chester

A small town in New Jersey, where the kids either go to public school or a small select group go to private schools in another town. A town where all the girls go get mani-pedis on Friday afternoons. Where we have to drive 15 minutes just to reach our beloved Coach and Louis Vuitton stores and where we sit in the local diner drinking coffe. Where the some girls dress with almost nothing on.

We travel as far as we can to the closets mall and all we want is a Coach store in the new Chester Mall.

by L Belle July 16, 2008

chester

a support for the boobs; bra.

She has forgotten to put her chester on.

by uttam maharjan June 6, 2010

chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017

chester

(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."

"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."

by Flicka the White September 19, 2006