flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

Put hair on your chest

A term explaining something that will make you a man or make you tougher.

Whew, thats a strong drink. It'll put hair on your chest.

by Drizz't June 30, 2008

Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Chestbonz

The person who takes the biggest bong rips.

Damn, that hit was huge. You da chestbonz!

by T-Rux April 22, 2008

Cheetahpult

An amalgamation of the words Cheetah and Catapult. A Cheetahpult is a device used to launch cheetahs over enemy walls or into structures and then the cheetah's speed and predatory instincts eliminate the enemy from within. A truly devastating weapon, predicated on the feline's ability to always land on their feet.

The Cheetahpult is as deadly as it is improbable

by TPBSpeedwagon October 28, 2010

Chest Booty

Fantastic mounds of fat on a women's chest that can't be described as tit's or a nice rack and are thus called a chest booty.

DAYUM MAN SHE GOT A NICE CHEST BOOTY AND BOOTY BOOTY YEEEEEEEEEEAH

by Sal:D June 16, 2013

Chest Dumplings

Titties. Breasts. Mammaries.

See also: sweater puppies

Cecilia's got a great personality, but she also has some sweet chest dumplings.

by schwangalang July 8, 2016