cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Cheese Stick Fairy

A mystical being who enjoys giving cheese sticks to people it deems worthy to recieve its cheese, particually educators. Also enjoys riddles, hiding the cheese sticks so the reciever has to find them, and being sneaky.

Dude, I got visited by the Cheese Stick Fairy last night!

by IcamaneHatake December 10, 2010

Cheese stick v1

A cheese stick is a way to describe an oddly built blond white guy. He is most likely an eshay owns dumb tns and is extremely malnourished. Depending on how many there are they can have different versions. They may also have concerning close friendships with the boys

Look! Cheese stick v1 is walking down the hall with cheese stick stick v2!

by Polly beavis May 31, 2020

Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

after nutt cheese stick

A stick of cheese for after you nutt to restore energy and protein in the body.

"Dude, I just punched my dog in the neck because he tried to steal my after nutt cheese stick!"

by Novvva August 3, 2019