chach

Konstantin. The man who plays the piano when he is drunk and then falls on people. He also does cocaine. Wears lacoste and other preppy clothing and rides in his new whip with salsa in the back seat and picks up ladies.

"He looks like Konstantin... he must be a chach."

by Sike August 17, 2004

chach

The greatest poster of all time on RealGM, which isn't a great website.

Person A: Wow, I like Chach a lot better than Prerak
Person B: I hear that.

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004

chach

A person who knows you only when they need something, otherwise everytime you come into contact with said chach, they look at you and get narrow eyes and pause......they can't figure out who you are or why?.....They know they know you from somewhere........OH YEA!!! YOU'RE THE WAITER AT SO AND SO'S. HIGH! NICE TO MEET YOU! HOW'S............then they can't remember any of your family even though you've introduced the whole clan to said chach several times, and then once they realize you have nothing to offer them since you're not at your restaurant behind the bar, they blow you off the second another chach walks by. A chachbag is the evolution of the chach.
Chaches are usually condescending and full of themselves and have no clue what common decency is.

"""I wouldn't take that particular airport shuttle because the owner is such a chach, in fact, if I ever see this chachbag on the street, I'll let him know what a complete chach he really is, the chachbag."
"Did you hear that? That chach won't let his kid learn how to snowboard because he thinks his kid should ski, just like dad. What a total chach."

by Contention July 15, 2008

chach

A person (typ. male) that plays stump while wearing no pants. In extreme cases, sometimes places own nail near task nail. Synonym: Chach (#2)

He pulled such a chach (#1) move putting his nail where he did. He deserved having the ranch dressing licked off his nipple. That chach.

by Chach #5 March 29, 2005

chach

Chach perv: somebody on cocaine that trys to lure women to them with cocaine.

"Where did all the girls go?"
"They're across the street because some chach perv offered them some coke."

by Fylan September 14, 2005

chach

A female chooch.

Ann Coulter is a chach.

by Panama Jack April 2, 2004

chach

a wet clump of pubic hair on the drain in the shower.

Gregory! The chach in the shower is predominantly red, which means it's all you. What did I tell you about shaving your goddamn balls!?

by ipscg December 20, 2008