Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021

Carson (girl version)

A very sweet and kind girl, loves music and is very selfless she has great style and always talking to friends, she has a beautiful voice and respects everyone, everyone need a girl Carson in there life

Carson (girl version) is so sweet!

by CarsonLovey June 25, 2019

Adam Carson

Adam Carson is the drummer for the band AFI. He has a unique style of drumming, and is amazing at what he does. His music is full of emotion, and helps complete the general awesome-ness of the band.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.

Adam Carson is the most awesomely radtastic drummer ever.

by Stabs August 26, 2005

Dirty carson

When you realise that you dont want to be in a relationship so you drop a rock on your head.

Yo so your husband went and committed a dirty carson.

by Big_Carl April 13, 2020

Carson Daly

1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”

1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”

by D1whoknosu December 25, 2003

Carson

really chill, funny, cute, and pretty freaking awesome- he's a laid back dude and y'all would be pretty luckyyyyy to have a (specific) guy named carson

Becky; "Oml I like Carson"
Other girl"omg no way"

by Cha chime August 29, 2017