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Staples Center

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.
by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005
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Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.
Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
by Home slice May 23, 2005
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Student Resource Center

The only place worth spending time in at NYU. Not intended for any form of academic activity. More commonly known as the SRC.
Risa: NYU is so damn boring, I'm heading the the Student Resource Center.
Josh: I'll tag along. I figure Jairo, Angel, Devin and Pei will have some idea to pass the time possibly involving the Wii.
by Alchem1st January 24, 2009
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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skanks in the center

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!
by battletortoise May 14, 2008
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Dell Support center

the dell support center is some thing that can be described as Worse than death
The man called the Dell Support center, and in turn wanted to die
by James2DaJAY August 10, 2006
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Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
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