The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.

I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).

by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010

celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.

bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:

by _J-swagga June 29, 2011

Celebrator

Celebrator: A mixture of two words. Celebrity and Predator. Celebrators is a celebrity who uses their platform to prey on the innocent. Examples: Kids, defenseless people, other celebrities.

Example: A celebrator is a high status figure who uses their fame/platform to lure defenseless people to do sexual deeds or other types of favors.

by YourFavTrap June 14, 2021

celebrate

Codeword for smoking marijuana. Being high = being celebratory. Weed = party hats.

I like to celebrate from time to time, when we have an ample supply of party hats.

by R.T. Rybak January 11, 2005

Celebrate

Alternative word for masterbation.

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!

by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004

Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.

"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."

by __FourFingers January 25, 2009

Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken

by mrxskull July 9, 2013