Shaftsburn Cavern

The man slathers his dick in petroleum jelly. Light your dick on fire and during the fiery frenzy stick it in your girls vagina to put out the flame.

Your moms vagina was so hot after I gave her a Shaftsburn Cavern.

by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012

Disease Cavern

A word referring to a vagina infected with an std, or multiple std's. Also classified as a horrible smelling poon.

"Damn that chick has a disease cavern, dont fuck her!'

by Rainman18 December 5, 2010

crap cavern

Something Joe gets A LOT!

Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.

by §arah April 1, 2003

Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.

by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Cavern Fungus

Hair on the less favorable areas of your body. (i.e. armpits, pubes, etc.)

David has the lightest blonde hair I've ever seen, but his cavern fungus is dark brown.

by Dread Pirate Longshanks September 11, 2010

Living Rock Caverns

A place in Runescape. It is really good for 99 Mining. It contains Concentrated coal and Concentrated Gold. There are no level requirements to enter the mine, but there are high level monsters there(proceed with caution).

bob: hey zezima did u get 99 mining in living rock caverns
zezima: na man it wasnt out yet
bob: haha sucker

by seaofskillz May 15, 2011

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.

Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019