cauliflower warts

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

by John Plato June 11, 2008

cauliflower

Moldy cum

Hey look that’s cooper he’s got cauliflower on his lip

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019

Cauliflower Face

It is some with a very wrinkly face that resembles a cauliflower floret.

A Cauliflower face is a wrinkly old lady who's arch nemesis is cheese sauce

by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009

Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 5, 2009

cauliflower dick

When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower

"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"

by Bizzy Dog September 24, 2006

cauliflower

Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.

God, she's such a cauliflower!

by tinasaurus July 21, 2008

cauliflower ass

When a person has severe HPV in his or her anus.

I went to eat my girls booty last night and i saw she had cauliflower ass!

by ASAP Yakk July 4, 2016