run-away-cation

When parents take a vacation without their kids.

First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"

Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"

by mom having a bad day September 28, 2010

Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.

My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!

by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017

Meth-cation

What tweakers do when they leave to go somewhere really quick and eend up disappearing for 4-5 days. Finally when they come back they have no clue how long they were gone or what they did.

Tweaker: hey has anyone seen LT?

Joe: She left to get cigarettes 2 days ago and hasn't come back

Tweaker # 2: Yep, she took a meth-cation

by xEllTeex July 15, 2014

Rolo-cation

When you take a break to eat Rolo candy

Sometimes I need a Rolo-cation...

by Butain Jane July 19, 2019

Me-cation

When a co-worker, thinking only of himself, decides to take a few days off on short notice to “rest up” before the next big project, leaving the remaining crew to work overtime in over to cover his shift.

“Did you hear we gotta work 12s cause that pussy Art chumped out and is taken a me-cation before the coal boat comes in?”

by Cdux May 22, 2019

bitch-cation

When your girlfriend or significant other is pissed at you, but instead of telling you why, she spends the next month or so seething silently with active bitch-face, criticizing everything you do - until she finally forgives you for what she's really mad about.

My wife took a real bitch-cation last week - she must have been mad about how I lost my job and I couldn't pay the mortgage this month.

by JESTER281 April 20, 2017

Ho-cation

When a man or woman decides to take a break from their significant other to ho around, continuously talking bad about how horrible they were treated. Shortly after their Ho-cation is over, they get back together with them claiming they are better than ever.

Friend: “you’re hooking up with her? I thought she was married?”
Other Friend: “nah homie, she’s just on Ho-cation!”

by Cromag918 July 20, 2021