Anal Cathedral

An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.

Black People, Anal Cathedral. Nuff' said.

by PoonMasta69 August 13, 2012

cat head

A biscuit.

A term generally used in the south or by older people. Usually refers to a homemade biscuit and not that store bought junk that comes in a can.

The best thing about granny's cat heads is there's no can to blow up in your face while you're opening it.

by BuckFuddy October 22, 2010

cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Cathedral High School

A school full of hicks , that swear there the shit. Half of the girls are catfishes. Very ghetto. Don’t have any morals or self respect . Love the gossip

Person : “hey did you see that pic of all them cathedral girls showing there pink panties ?”

Person #2 : “ wrd they cathedral high school smuts “

by Kat Dior November 11, 2019

Carthead

Similar to a Crackhead but instead it’s the addiction to marijuana distillate vape cartridges

“Hey look it’s the local Carthead, he doesn’t do crazy shit tho, he just likes to chill.”

by dirtyguccisock October 3, 2021

Tom cat head

Referring to the head size of a non or late neutered male cat which are typically larger then the female. Common slang used by West Virginia Hillbillys to indicate that someone is smart.

"Willie Ray always remembers where stuff is at. That boy got a head on him like a tomcat." Tom cat head

by The Diggler 992 August 7, 2016

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.

Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.

by Bubber22 May 8, 2017