fidel castro

The ruler of Cuba since he overthrew the dictatorship of Batista. In a violent revolution, he took each city one by one until New Years Day 1959 in which he seized Havana. He did liberate Cuba in a sense, but failed the help the rural populations. As a result, many of the Cuban people are poor, and are forced to survive on the streets. See, therealcuba.com. Cuba is a beautiful country, but unfortunately it is tarnished by this brutal man. Communism, like an Ashlee Simpson song, may look good on paper but in the end it is a failed doctrine.

Fidel Castro is still preaching the revolution while at the same time he fails to help his own citizens.

by PaNchoVi11a April 9, 2007

Castro-Thug

A Thug like/hard Gay individual, who lives and/or hangs out in the Castro district. He won't try to rob you, but he'll give you a swift kick to the nuts and then try to suck on them along with your meatstick after wards. Usually roam the streets by themselves, but sometimes accompanied by their boy toys that they give pet names such as "baby d" or "Geppetto"to keep them company.

Me-Hey Matthew, i heard you live in the castro, is that right?

Matthew-You bet your ass thats right. I'm the original castro-thug, and i love the taste of sweet, sweet penis meat. keep fucking with me and ill kick your ass

by RealRapRaw October 12, 2014

Fidel Castro

the dictator of Cuba who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but is just a complete bastard who likes to make people's lives impossible

There is going to be a huge party in Cuba the day Fidel Castro dies.

by jczles February 19, 2008

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY

Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

by crisbeautzyabestfrend April 8, 2018

sneeky castro

Performing a cunnilingus or analingus from behind in the doggy style position. "Ass up face down" Then inserting a cigar in the recievers anus during oral. Used in the The Duece Biggalo, movie European Giggalo.

Vanessa had never experianced a sneeky castro before. Let alone oral sex from this position. After the act she smoked the cigar.

by Ouigee July 3, 2007

Castro Valley

A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.

Dude, what's happening to CV? Everyone is trying to act ghetto.

That's cuz they're not really from Castro Valley. They're inner-district transfers. No wonder our schools are going to shit.

by agirl3236 October 17, 2008

infidel castro

one who is not fidel castro; one who opposes communism, or is not communist

My brother is an infidel castro. Is yours?

by Anonymous May 10, 2003