Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

wilkes county, north carolinia

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

by burchs March 15, 2010

Carolina

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. She is mostly quiet. She is smart and funny and is usually happy, but she worries sometimes. Can sometimes be shy, but can beautifuly preset herself at her chance. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end she'll do it. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She feels lost in her life cause nobody understands her. She wishes her life was different. She's loves the miserability cause she's used to it. Although her life is fucked up, she has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. However, if you mess with her in any way, she will make sure you get it back twice as bad. She is rarely ever a bitch unless you give her a good reason to be. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto.

Carolina is so quietly nice.

by lolly.sparks February 12, 2014

Carolina Sweet Tea

To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.

After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.

by Dino_N_Lainey July 11, 2019

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carolina

Carolina is the prettiest girl in the world. She is smart and funny and is usually happy, but she worries sometimes. She is a perfectionist, but that's part of her. She dreams and imagines and loves and is really sweet. She comforts you when you're sad or worried. She'll stand by you, no matter what. She cares about what she looks like or how she acts in front of certain people, but if you really know her, then she doesn't care at all. Carolina is awesome and makes me laugh every single day.

Oh Carolina is so perfect! :)

by anonymous0000 March 26, 2013

Carolin

Carolin is a smart female , she's gorgeous but doesn't believe it . She has a low self-esteem but everyone loves her .

She is funny ,creative but she will fuck a bitch or nigga up real quick if she gets mad. She is the craziest person you'll ever meet. Carolin is one of a kind !

I love Carolin , she different .

by gxwxox May 13, 2017