High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise
Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise
by Paralel January 9, 2009
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Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007
Get the Few Cards Short of a Full Deck mug.Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.
Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.
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Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.
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also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.
also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.
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