A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly
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Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
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