An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.
by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020
Get the groupon capermug. The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011
Get the Cottonelle Capermug. by Japerthecaper December 5, 2023
Get the Japer The Capermug. A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".
I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....
by Rtard41 June 8, 2021
Get the Pizza Capersmug. The bud of a bush that grows under water, in and around the Mediterranean region. This bud is used to flavor dishes around the world. They are found near coral reefs, so we need our reefs to stay healthy!
by caperbot12 January 24, 2020
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by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021
Get the christopher capersmug. She is an amazing person with a great attitude sometimes. She won't take any shit from anyone. She is the most interesting girl you will ever meet, she has big a big smile. The best friend you will ever have if your as popular as she is. Even though sometimes you may feel she is a backstabbing bitch, she can still be a very nice person .
by A forgetful person January 28, 2019
Get the Capermug.