Japer The Caper

An amazing person. Everyone loves him.

"Hey look, it's Japer the Caper. He's an amazing person!!!!!!!"

by Japerthecaper December 5, 2023

Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.

The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".

I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....

by Rtard41 June 8, 2021

groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.

Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.

by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020

Capering

Accidentally getting a boner

“Ew - what the hell are you doing?”

“Shit I’m Capering!”

by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018

christopher capers

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by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021

Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.

I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!

by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025