jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

by ineedcodies August 11, 2022

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!

“wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”

by anonymous February 8, 2021