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Candice

You see Candice?
Yeah she a THOT!
by Fucklandonheabitch November 29, 2017
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Candice

Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.
Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.
by Tommy R. September 26, 2007
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Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
by The_Cox November 5, 2009
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Candice

Don't ask who's Candice
Joe: Candice died today
Holy Chungus : who's Candice ?
by Depressed_Doggo June 2, 2021
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Candice

Preston Andrews loves his candice
by Lobolineman75 May 9, 2016
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Candice

I ate someone yetserday.

YOUR A Candice?
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Candice

Candice is a name. Candice is the name of a pretty girl that plays the tuba. She is very talented, and will most likely make all district for playing the tuba.
"See that girl who made all district for first chair tuba? She's a Candice!"
by Debrrreeaaa May 4, 2018
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