Canadian

Someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.

(A Canadian couple on a camping trip with their parents)
Mary: Dammit, there's no privacy in this cottage,
Bill: Well, we could go "fishing" tonight...

by LennardLemming July 12, 2010

Canadian

A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...

Canadians are the best humans in the world.

by K. R. August 18, 2006

canadian

Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)

Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)

by Jos133 November 5, 2005

canadians

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".

American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?

by KinGAleX March 31, 2005

CANADIANISM

Treating all things related to the country of Canada as a religion.

Hindus are known to integrate their religion with an extreme sense of Canadianism.

Jake: Yo Raj, you're Indian, but what's your religion, like Hindu or Buddhist...or muslim :( ?

Raj: I believe in extreme Canadianism along with traditional Vedic Hindu beliefs! I FUCKING EAT, SLEEP, BREATHE, BLEED CANADA!

Jake: HELL YES!

by CANADIANHINDUPOWER January 25, 2011

canadian

Someone who is proud to live in the country they live in.

My name is Kanthia, and I am Canadian.

by Kanthia January 2, 2006

Canadian

An African Amercian.
A term used in place of "Nigger" when they are close by.

Just look at those canadians posted up out front smokin' Blentz
Jim is such a Canadian

by layout420 December 7, 2006