mucky camo

When in the marines, you find a female creature (normally human) to have sex with. You bring them to a muddy space, dress both of you up in camo, but still exposing your genitals/or other fetishist need. Proceed to have sex in the mud.

James: Dude I had a sick night with Sheila!
Michael: Heh, that's why you're so muddy! You did a mucky camo din'cha.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Camo Vest

during the sexual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest...giving the bottom partner a "Camo Vest ". This is a common occurrence when large quantities ofhard liquor is involved...

"Dude, Tanya totally gave me a Camo Vest last night... "
"What did you do, dude?"
"I posted it all over facebook...after I took a shower."

OR

"I heard that Jeff Camo Vested all on his boyfriends chest!"

OR

"Don't get too drunk, sweetheart... I'd hate to wear a Camo Vest because you can't hold your whiskey !"

by Megan F'n Shiver October 18, 2011

Dg Camo

Doink Gang artist who has dropped such hits as "P.R.N" and "Amnesia"

Dg Camo > Biggie

by Slothbot January 3, 2017

party camo

at a party, you drink too much and throw up all over yourself, resulting in splotchy colored clothing. looks like you're wearing camo.

dude, we got blacked out and johnny was in full party camo, holding down the hags

by dw69 May 3, 2012

Camo Dogging

Having sex with a dog that's dressed up in women's clothing.

My wife caught me "Camo Dogging" the neighbors dog last night.

by Urban Handle November 3, 2019

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016

camo dick

When your dick is camouflaged with its surroundings as tho it was in hiding

Where has that camo dick gone

by Big dick69666 August 11, 2017