1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
by Arman B. December 19, 2010
by sharptooth January 01, 2008
See shit
A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.
Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.
Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.
A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink
Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.
A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.
Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.
Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.
A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink
Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.
Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.
by Super Thicc July 28, 2014
A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.
Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
by The_Seeker-337 December 31, 2016
(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.
(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."
(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."
(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS
(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.
(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.
by what the fuck is a sonic November 24, 2015
by KnightTalos March 30, 2015