Person 1: Have you ever heard californication?
Person 2: No........
Person 1: DUDE!!! Thats like the BEST SONG EVER! Sorry dude, I cant hang with losers like you.
Person 2: No........
Person 1: DUDE!!! Thats like the BEST SONG EVER! Sorry dude, I cant hang with losers like you.
by ccsanders May 9, 2011

Buddy: What were you and Jill doing in California?
Me: Californicating, what do you think?
(both chuckling)
Me: Californicating, what do you think?
(both chuckling)
by Silverfish August 3, 2005

so hot! californicate because we are in california!
by dj ijk2 March 28, 2009

having sex when you are pregnant
or guys: having sex with someone that is pregnant.
and dont listen to any of the other shitty definitions because mine is right. and if you dont beleive me listen to the lyrics of californication by the red hot chile peppers. and if you listen to any of the other definitions that say listen to that song, mine will make the most sense. ( and i dont even know why you are going to go looking at the other definitions because i already restricted you for doing so)
or guys: having sex with someone that is pregnant.
and dont listen to any of the other shitty definitions because mine is right. and if you dont beleive me listen to the lyrics of californication by the red hot chile peppers. and if you listen to any of the other definitions that say listen to that song, mine will make the most sense. ( and i dont even know why you are going to go looking at the other definitions because i already restricted you for doing so)
by jazzy fresh -Emily April 12, 2005

guy1: hey guys guess what...
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes
by Sawin October 26, 2006

A Stripper / Porn Star Extrodinair...
Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Fred: Jimmy Buddy you doing okay lately?
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
by Veronica Chenney December 10, 2007

The process of being on your purpose, providing help with great intentions, puffing on that good good and sipping on that drank in the mist of beautiful souls while in Cali!
by METACOM November 21, 2021
