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calculator monkey 

Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"
calculator monkey by Paceyourself February 7, 2014
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Calculator Sex 

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.
Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
Calculator Sex by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008

calculator hours 

After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
Everyone before the calculator math section of the SAT: CALCULATOR HOURS
Stephen Hawking: gjfvbwqkj

Calculator Boy 

A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.
"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"

Calculator Cum 

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum

Calculator Watch 

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>
"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"
Calculator Watch by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019

Calculator Brain 

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.
Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.
Calculator Brain by skmad1212 June 28, 2013