cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up
That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite
by DMack2018 February 23, 2018
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cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled
After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
by joerazz64 October 16, 2010
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Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.
They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.
by darth toria February 17, 2009
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Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
by Zack McD November 28, 2017
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Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
by holidayze December 07, 2011
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whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.
Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 15, 2017
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