Crammed

Constantly experiencing any kind of misfortune with everything you do.

John: Hey, how are you doing today?
Charlie: Not good, I got crammed.
John: Really, what happened this time?
Charlie: I got expelled from school for cheating on a test... Again...
John: Charliiiieeee....

by MaB3lly October 4, 2021

Crimedog

Giving someone a hard time. Giving someone crap. A crime dogger.

“Hey joe your bonfire is looking real weak”

“Hey Don’t crimedog me man”

by Captain joe April 5, 2022

crimmer vs crummer

the oldest debate in history please help me solve it

Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know

by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023

Tru crimed

Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.

"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"

by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022