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Man Coulter

Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.
Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.
by monkiki December 13, 2007
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Dalton by CP Coulter

CP Coulter is the author of the widely know fan fiction called Dalton. This fan fiction has...5942 reviews this very moment that I'm writing this. Dalton is one of, if not the best thing to happen to the Glee fandom on fanfiction.net. You should read it. It ships Klaine and Rane and gondolas Jogan. Dalton is the story of what happened to Kurt from Glee when he was at Dalton, however it goes past the Born This Way episode when Kurt goes back to McKinley. There are many Other Characters CP has made up such as the Brightman Twins, Dwight Houston, Logan Wright, Julian Larson, Reed van Kamp, and Shane Anderson. The plot of the story itself deals with romance, danger and a deranged psycho. Along with it's amazing plot is metaphors from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol
Julian's eyes widened. Quickly, he patted Logan's pockets. "Logan, where's your medication?"
The disoriented prefect made a deep sigh. "If you'd really like to know, it's that way." He gestured absently to nothing.
Everyone looked around. Julian blinked. "What is?"
"What you want."
Seeing absolutely nothing, Kurt looked at him incredulously. "It is?"
Logan blinked. "It is what?"
"What you said was there!" Julian burst out.
"What's there?"
"Your medication!" Kurt snapped.
"What medication?"
"But you just said—!" Julian groaned in absolute frustration, resisting the urge to strangle his friend. He dragged a hand down his face as Kurt glared at the Twins who were expiring on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny!" Blaine scolded them.
"Yes—it is!" the Twins gasped between chokes of laughter.
~From Chapter 26 Part 2 of Dalton by CP Coulter
by lostmytwin.tumblr.com August 21, 2011
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aunt coulter

a white woman considered to be excessively obedient or servile
"And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? ... Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter." - Michelle Wolf, 2018 WHCA Dinner
by heavenlynut May 31, 2018
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Anne Coulter

Stupid dumbass with little to no facts about anything
Take this for example: On Fifth estate, she said that the Canadian Army sent forces to Vietnam during the Vietnam war (we didn't just to let you know), and argued like a republican dumbass to try and defend her point. Then she insulted the host of Fifth Estate, knowing that she had been proven a dumbass on Canadian TV.
by chrisguy April 12, 2005
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Anne Coulter

Coulter's Snatch:

We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight

I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication

That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think

I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it

Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it

I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this

Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot

There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
Anne Coulter's a bitch...
by sdkskdfdg February 3, 2009
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Ann Coulter Disease

An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
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anne coulter

She has all the charm of a rattlesnake. She has all the compassion of a New York City subway mugger. She has the evil intelligence of Eva Braun. She has the diction of a recovering alcoholic. The manners of a twitchy recovering drug addict. She uses her anorexic sex-appeal to charm Neanderthal men (and some women) into believing her outrageous lies and falsehoods. (The real question is does she lie or just not know?)

Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.

Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.

America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.

She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
No, Anne, Canada did not send troops to Vietnam. The reason why Anne hasn't gotten back to the Canadian journalist is because Anne Coulter exists in a venal world dancing to her masters tune and she doesn't have to admit that she is wrong. Such asmissions would easily fill their own rather large book. Sure to be a best seller to all thinking beings in the once great nation known as 'The United States'. Other examples are far to numerous to list here...
by gonzoid March 28, 2005
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