P1: Dude your desk has a shit ton of unorganized cords.
P2: I know right? They call it a cord jungle.
P1:The fuck you mean they
*rustling sounds coming from trees*
P2: I know right? They call it a cord jungle.
P1:The fuck you mean they
*rustling sounds coming from trees*
by Zddal March 6, 2026
Get the Cord Jungle mug.Brent:Yo you knew of that Nigga, Julian?
Grant: Yeah, what about him?
Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.
Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀
Brent: ONG!
Grant: Yeah, what about him?
Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.
Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀
Brent: ONG!
by PencilBuzz September 30, 2025
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(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025
Get the Cord Griffin mug.by dikslurper December 27, 2018
Get the busting a cord mug.“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device. On Twitter, the expression is often used to caption images of flaming vehicles.
Me:Yo hand me the aux cord
Friend: You better not play no lame shit
Me:*playing Never Going to Give You Up*
Friend: You better not play no lame shit
Me:*playing Never Going to Give You Up*
by Anthony__Stifler August 9, 2017
Get the Hand me the aux cord mug.When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
by darx202 October 28, 2022
Get the Blue Cord Rodeo mug.Person 1: Hey dude do you have D-cord?
Person 2: D-cord?
Person 1: Yeah, Discord
Person 2: Ohh, yeah I have it, do you wanna add me as a friend?
Person 2: D-cord?
Person 1: Yeah, Discord
Person 2: Ohh, yeah I have it, do you wanna add me as a friend?
by StuffSushi March 16, 2020
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