cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

by reapernok March 6, 2009

CONTRADICTOR

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).

sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.

by Seanacious D November 29, 2010

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.

"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."

by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012