col.- the property of being excessively awesome, cool, epic, Etc. can be used in place of cool, but generally is reserved for something more 'awesome'; not used as commonly as cool, but reserved for occasions where 'cool' would seem passé.
by jadecol. May 4, 2010

An internet expression for "chortle out loud". It is used to express less enthusiasm than "lol", but slightly more enthusiasm than loti.
by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".
There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.
by lodul April 4, 2011

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".
by mam25a November 28, 2011

by tonymoli October 7, 2019

the nicest, coolest, sexiest boy you'll meet. he loves music and girls. you're guranteed to have a good time with a col!n.
by sxcnaomi December 16, 2008

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
by Laskou January 14, 2011
