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Chuckled out Loud. For people who want to be honest about how funny something actually is, because we all know you didn't lol.
Madison: I JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED CAUSE THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY ROOF
CHRIS: COL
by AngelOnFira April 22, 2016
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col

An internet expression for "chortle out loud". It is used to express less enthusiasm than "lol", but slightly more enthusiasm than loti.
When Samantha lactated right in the middle of brunch, I just had to col.
by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005
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col breathe

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".
There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.
by lodul April 4, 2011
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Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".
Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"
by mam25a November 28, 2011
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COL-BOP

a beating of more than 31 points, the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to an individual
Tony: I think I can win in this Madden game.
Brandon: Nah bro, you finna catch a COL-BOP.
by tonymoli October 7, 2019
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col!n

the nicest, coolest, sexiest boy you'll meet. he loves music and girls. you're guranteed to have a good time with a col!n.
Girl, you've boyfriends a col!n!

Hey! Hands off!
by sxcnaomi December 16, 2008
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Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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